asgardmeridiem | DATE AUCTION [OPEN]

[When she isn't up on stage talking up the volunteers, Rise's near the booth she and some natives have set up for the "Rebuilding Asgard Fund". The booth itself is run by a few native girls she's roped into the job.

Got questions? Need to pay for your hard-won date? Or do you just want to talk to other hopefuls in the audience? This is the place!]

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"We've got someone super special to kick things right off. Now here's a god willing to put himself in the spot for the sake of the community!

He's super handsome, has an incredible laugh, and can give the Stuffy One--oops, sorry, I meant All Father--a run for his money in the brains department. He might not smile much, but boy does he love puppies. What's not to like about this god?

Heeeeeere's Mimir!"

[ Honir slipped Mimir's name into the lot the second he heard the proceeds were going to rebuilding the city. He's already doing everything he can to help, but it's the principle of the thing that matters.

As soon as he hears Mimir's name, the god of travel jumps up and excitedly waves his hand around. ]

I bid a crystal!

[ For those of you watching from home, that's roughly $10,000. Starting bid. That's how this works, right? ]

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"Now our first Traveler up for grabs is gentle and kind, and also dedicated! Sources tell me getting him to open up will be completely worth the effort.

So which of you ladies wants to be Queen for this loyal, protective man?

Soushi Miketsukami, come on out!"

[Walking onto the stage with the kindest of smiles on his lips, even if he did seem a bit bashful as he is currently standing closer to the back of the stage than taking center stage, he will offer the crowd a polite bow to everyone present.]

Good afternoon. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintanceship. Thank you very much for coming to this event that our lovely MC has created while offering someone as lowly as myself the honor to participate in a event that will help beautify the city. I promise to do my best to not disappoint as I only live to serve my [Rise said "Queen", right?] precious master for the day. I am yours to command if you allow it.

[He will rise and stand straight before placing his hands together. The smile will remain a moment longer, but it was clear he was beginning to feel uncomfortable as he will keep his eyes closed awaiting for someone to auction or ask to leave the stage. After all, who would even waste their hard earned money on a worthless dog like himself?]

"Next up, we have someone who might be lacking in brawn, but he sure does have brains! Lovable, adorable, and modest are just a few of his best traits! Here's a guy who loves wearing plaid just as much as he loves pie.

If you're hungry for more, here's your chance to get a piece of--

Stiles Stilinski!"

[ Alex is new and doesn't have much in the ways of money but she'll bid on this fella as well. You get a bid of two dollars or whatever the asguardian equal is.]

I'll bid on him.

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oh Greenburg II...

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I had to

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"Who says facial hair is going out of fashion? One look at this guy will change your mind! Add in how great he looks shirtless, and you've got yourself a double whammy! So which of you wants to try taming this grumpy lone wolf?

Try your luck with Derek Hale!"

Leeloo is new to this whole phenomenon but that isn't going to keep her from participating. She listens with an eagerness about her as Rise rattles off the names and descriptions and when Derek comes up she flits over to the area she is assumes is where to bid.

"I have ten here, for him."

She didn't even know how to date. He just seemed interesting and because of that she really wanted to spend some time with him.

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"Ooh our first lady up on stage is one you won't forget! She's beauty, kindness, and kickass all wrapped up in one package. What can't this hot firecracker do?

Here's your chance to find out over a great cup of tea!

Inara Serra, everyone!"

I've got ten on this one.

[He might remember their video conversation pretty well, and he liked her style. She wasn't bad looking either. Anyone that was woman enough to put him in his place was a babe in his book.]

"Music lovers, listen up! Not only is this guy handsome, charming, and fashionable, he's also talented. You get a pianist and a singer all in one leading man!

If you think you've got what it takes to be the other half of his duet, step up now.

Blaine Anderson, the floor is allll yours!"

Right now, the floor is completely and entirely Blaine Anderson's. He's dressed to the nines, with his hair perfectly gelled and not a single thing out of place. Grinning at everyone who's gathered around, he looks like he's in his element.

Truthfully, he was surprised when he learned he'd been put up for this, but he knows the importance of being a good sport, and anyway, who's to say this won't be fun?

So, step up, interested parties. He'll at least try to give whoever winds up "winning" him a good time.

"With locks as soft and well-maintained as any hair model's, our next guy is as chivalrous as any fairy tale knight. But don't let that title fool you! He's friendly, energetic, and ready to show anyone a good time!

If you're looking for someone to sweep you off your feet, this good sir's the one for you.

Here's Gwaine!"

[ Alex will give all she has to spare, which is about three dollars, she holds up that much to show that's what she's bidding with a smile. After all, he's fun to look at.]

I'll put down a fiver.

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"Next up, we have one cool dude with a flair for the um...dramatic! He's handsome as far as trolls go, and just what you're looking for if you wanted someone literally out of this world!

Don't wait to make a splash with--

Eridan Ampora!"

Um, first of all, he's not the alien... you're the aliens.

Eridan just pouts, arms crossed angrily over his chest as he glares in the direction of the audience, eyebrows furrowed.

"Howw long did it take you to come up wwith that little tag line."

He's not impressed. And not happy with Roxy for signing him up for this.

"He's a philanthropist, an (ex) billionaire, and one smooth, smart-talking man. You haven't seen charismatic 'till you've met this guy.

He's putting the 'I' in iron, he's--

Tony Stark!"

[Tony isn't a stranger to the celebrity date auction scene, and he obediently does a turn for the announcer, flashing a bright smile and throwing an exaggerated wink out to the audience.]

The one and only.

"'Tall, dark, and strong' should be our next guy's tagline! From those muscles, to those claws, everything about him just screams 'danger'.

If you're looking for something a little extraterrestrial, you're in the right place.

It's Equius!"

"I am not dark! My skin is of a proper, light gray hue thank you very much," he growled, grumbling and trying to resist the urge to sweat.

Profusely.

...do you dare?

"Regal and beautiful, this girl's got long blonde hair and eyes that anyone would be jealous of. She might be young but you can bet she's as royal as they come!

Which one of you thinks you can win this Queen's heart over?

The one and only, Daenerys Targaryen!"

[Dany frowns when she is referred to as young, certainly not feeling that way since a long time. And what is she even doing here. Just like her presenter says, as she steps onto the stage, she looks regal.]

You should not address me in such a familiar manner, girl. I am Daenerys of House Targaryen, rightful Queen of the Seven Kingdoms and Queen of Meereen. [And not she's leaving out like 3 more titles.]

"It's not every day you see a guy rocking a kilt and showing off some great legs! He's loyal and brave, with a sense of humor to boot.

If cute brunettes with even cuter accents are your thing, he's the one for you!

Jamie McCrimmon, come on up!"

[It takes some coaxing to get Jamie up on the stage - he's been assuming the message from the day before was a mistake, or maybe someone having him on. Actually getting to the auction and finding the opposite to be true is a whole other matter entirely, and he's protesting even as he's being steered towards the front.]

Look, I'm telling ye, this wasn't my idea. I'd not even...

[And then he realizes where he is, and off goes his mouth to the side. He may in fact be wearing a kilt, but the humor part may have to come a bit later.]

Och.

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"Next up! She's blonde, golden skinned, athletic, and has blue eyes that can see right through you! (Not really, of course.) What she's got going for her in looks, she's got going in personality, too!

Anybody would be lucky to have someone this kind and friendly as a date.

It's Ghanima Atreides!"

Ghanima was surprised to get the message informing her that she'd been signed up to this thing, seeing as how she never did such a thing. Going there anyway, however, seemed like a good way to find out who did sign her up, and so Ghanima takes the stage looking most inviting and friendly.

It's mostly an act, since she isn't very pleased with this situation at all, but it is a flawless act. She seems perfectly content to be where she is, and she's looking pretty good up there.

So, who wants a date with an empress?

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"Whoa! Our next girl has a green thumb that goes way past her elbows. She's sarcastic, intelligent, and once you meet her, you'll see she's just as beautiful as the emeralds her skin resembles!

Which of you jewelers can make this gem shine?

I give youuuu Elphaba Thropp!"

Very funny.

[Elphaba's tone is...yeah, let's just say it's drier than the Deadly Desert. She is going to find whoever signed her up, and she is going to yell at them. Or smack them with her broom, whichever.

But she does get up from her seat, albeit rather reluctantly, and gets up on stage, pushing her distinctive black hat up and folding her arms, looking out at the audience. No, she's not smiling for you assholes, she just wants to get this over with.]

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"Hold onto your hats, we've got another royal for you! Honorable to a fault, this gentleman is gonna be one of the best people you know.

Think you've got enough guts to impress this canine lover?

Robb Stark, you're up to bat!"

"Beautiful, gentle, and sweet, what doesn't this girl have? When you hear her sing, you'll know she's almost too good to be true!

Get those bids ready, because everyone's gonna want a dance with the dreamy--

Aurora!"

Aurora honestly no idea how she ended up suddenly being someone's "date." She was a little confused on how she ended up here.

"Excuse me," she tried to tell the young woman, "I think there's been a misunder-"

But Aurora can't finish before she's in front of a good deal of people.

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"Anyone got a bad case of lovesickness? I've got just the doctor for you! You can't go wrong with someone who's both smart and handsome.

Laughter's the best medicine, so it's a good thing this guy's got a sense of humor, too!

Simon Tam, everyone!"

"Hope everyone has some energy left, cause our next guy's a real fighter! He's handsome, enthusiastic, and really reliable! And if he doesn't treat you right, I'll give him a kick for you at our next shift--sorry, senpai!

Saving club goers from impending trouble, it's our very own bouncer--

Akihiko Sanada!"

"If pick up lines and puns are your thing, then this guy can win you over, no problem! He's cute, athletic, and can teach you a thing or two about sword fighting!

You won't have a shortage of enthusiasm when you're on a date with--

Inigo!"

"Polite to a fault, this girl is great at making first impressions! She's blonde, cute, and can give any swordsman a run for their money!

Better go for broke when you take her out!

It's Matsuri Kudo!"

"Next up, he's got messy black hair, and green eyes as turbulent as the sea! But don't let his ruffled look fool you, he's loyal, intelligent, and great at cheering people up!

Why capture the flag when you can just catch him?

Percy Jackson, youuuuuu're up!"

[ She looks somewhere between amused because that's a pretty good description of percy and confused because "why is this strange girl letting some other person take my boyfriend on a date?" So mostly she looks a little strange...! ]

Ten to start.

"Handsome, tall, athletic--here's someone who can really show you the ropes! His easy going personality and charm will put you right at ease without fail!

He might be a fisherman, but today, he's the catch of the day!

I give you...Finnick Odair!"

"Here's someone you just can't miss. He's seven feet tall, made of muscle, and practically demands attention from the people around him!

The party doesn't start 'till he's in the room--

here's Rider!"

"She's as bubbly as a bubbly drink, and don't you forget it! This girl's one dedicated, hard worker, and smoking hot in her work suit!

Mess with her and you'll be messing with her co-workers, too!

The one and only Orihime Inoue!"

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Mimir

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Soushi Miketsukami

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Stiles Stilinski

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Derek Hale

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Inara Serra

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Blaine Anderson

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Gwaine

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Eridan Ampora

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Tony Stark

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Equius Zahhak

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Daenerys Targaryen

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Jamie McCrimmon

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Ghanima Atreides

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Elphaba Thropp

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Robb Stark

Aurora

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Simon Tam

Akihiko Sanada

Inigo

Matsuri Kudo

Percy Jackson

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Finnick Odair

Rider

Orihime Inoue