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John "Pyro" Allerdyce ([personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435) wrote in [community profile] asgardmeridiem2013-05-20 03:02 pm

[open] if you don't shut your mouth, you're gonna feel the floor.

Who: John Allerdyce and, perhaps, you.
What: Crossing the line and getting his ass fired.
When:Night 267
Where: Baldr, either at the bar or wandering.
Rating: PG-13 for John's mouth and potential violence, will mark up if needed.


[They knew that he drank on shift. They knew that he mouthed off customers and occasionally even told them to get right the fuck out of the bar. But they were strapped for employees, so they held onto him.

Until he got extremely loaded on this particular evening and started - or attempted to start - a fistfight with his boss. The large, burly man had just enough colour to be angry, so he joined in gladly, and it got to the point where Pyro had to pull his knife. One long cut up his boss's bicep later, Pyro's ass was out on the street.

You can find him:

A) Standing in the open doorway of the small bar, hollering abuse at the owner/bouncer who just threw him out, his arms and face badly bruised and a slight list to his walk;

or

B) Wandering through Baldr with a fresh bottle in his hand, a steady stream of muttered annoyance trailing behind him. There may be shadows of bruising left, but they'll be hard to make out in the darkness.

It's hard being Pyro, damnit. So much manpain, so little time.]
eggsterminate: (miss sugar pink liquor)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
...

[She literally has no idea whether to laugh or just stare in horror. So she ends doing a combination of both. The laughter rises in her throat but she manages to suppress it into a cough. She clears her throat and looks down on him.]

Smooth move.

[But it's with that bemused affection that she often displays.]
eggsterminate: (baby i'll be bulletproof)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She grabs his arms and leads him over to a bench and shoves him down. Then she pulls a waterbottle out of her purse, picks up his hand, and puts the bottle into his grip.]

Sit down, drink that, sober up, and I'll go find your damn knife.
eggsterminate: (baby i'll be bulletproof)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Don't worry. I am not charmed by crying men.

[She turns on her bracelet and wanders a bit away, looking on the ground to see if he didn't actually just drop it and not realize it in his state of intoxication.]
eggsterminate: (baby i'll be bulletproof)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have me to give away.

[She's sure to edge that in before she walks away.]
eggsterminate: (Default)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[She returns a few moments later.]

He's going to bring it to me.
eggsterminate: (baby i'll be bulletproof)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
And he's probably not about to be sick on himself either.
eggsterminate: (shit how did i end up on tv tropes)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Only once.

[Okay, much more than once. She can't hold her alcohol at all.]

Much better. How are you feeling?
eggsterminate: (bit by bit)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Keep it. Just in case. Plus it's got your germs on it.

[She gives him a soft grin.]
eggsterminate: (miss sugar pink liquor)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[She drops down next to him. Not too close in case he does throw up but enough to lend a little solidarity.]

Neck hurts, eh?
eggsterminate: (i hear them calling)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She watches him and looks slightly affectionately at him. He's kind of cute all drunk and pathetic.]

Come work in the lingerie shop. You have great taste.
eggsterminate: (shit how did i end up on tv tropes)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
They'd be half right.

[she swings her legs on the bench.]

Just find another to work at?
eggsterminate: (see what you did thar)

[personal profile] eggsterminate 2013-05-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I would not I was going to be kind since you're a drunken mess.

[She grins up at him.]

I could teach you to make souffles and we'd open a shop.

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